SHENANIGANS

I'm Emily. I like television and also some other things.

i think my plan for after college is

worb:

to work in a bridal shop in flushing, queens until my boyfriend kicks me out in one of those crushing scenes. what am i to do? where am i to go? i’ll be out on my fanny. so over the bridge from flushing to the sheffield’s door, i’ll be there to sell makeup but the father will see more. i have style, i have flair, i’ll be there, that’s how i’ll become the nanny.

(via admiralcakbar)

lecterings:

when someone tells u gondor has no king and gondor needs no king